i'm wearing my 'team miley' tee.

What is the megalomaniac madman Liam Hemsworth doing! How could he turn his back on Miley Cyrus just as things are turning up the heat and becoming the kind of saucy situation that I trawl through numerous pornsites and many an ‘incognito tab’ in the vain hope of finding, for her amazing antics are willy-hardening gold dust. I mean how could this ‘man’ of the Hungry Games fame leave such a fantastically fine ambassador of feminism at the slippery wayside, for Miley is a perverted pioneer who has simply been cast in a bad light. She is exemplary and a modern day suffragette that is clearly fighting for every pimps right to prostitute former Disney stars on a level that has never been serenade

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As a shameless opportunist, I'm going to use this footer area to remind you that I am a NUMBER 1 BEST-SELLING author, which means  you should probably go and buy my books, or my super-duper-rubbish artwork, or at least very least come back every 6 months to make all this sort of worthwhile. (I realise this totally contradicts the self-deprecating message of my website, but my imaginary agent said I should put it down as an afterthought. So I have. Happy now imaginary agent?)