i'm social media-ing too.


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i'm really pretty good at sometimes always replying to messages .
oooo, riddle me that.
(seriously though, write to me and i promise i'll write back. please write to me. please.)

As a shameless opportunist, I'm going to use this footer area to remind you that I am a NUMBER 1 BEST-SELLING author, which means  you should probably go and buy my books, or my super-duper-rubbish artwork, or at least very least come back every 6 months to make all this sort of worthwhile. (I realise this totally contradicts the self-deprecating message of my website, but my imaginary agent said I should put it down as an afterthought. So I have. Happy now imaginary agent?)